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MADE: I Want To Be A Target Team Member!
Hahaha this is mildly entertaining minus the fact that they keep calling them “customers” instead of “guests.”
This is why I love Target.
The other day someone asked me about some of the crazy things guests try to return so here’s a few just for giggles:
-A woman tried to return pants that she was wearing. Let’s also keep in mind that she bought them two years earlier.
No, you cannot return them. GTFO.
-A woman returned tupperware with food still in it and wanted us to put her food in a new container.
No, you are insane. GTFO.
-A man tried to return something he bought 7 years ago.
What makes you think that would be okay? GTFO.
I got Targetopoly today. STOKED.
I’m sure I could make a book on this subject and I feel like one day, I should. However, I’ll just leave it at this little Tumblr entry for now.
What, as a shopper, makes you think it’s okay to take a box set of dishes off the shelf, set it on the ground, open the box and leave all the pieces all over the aisle? Do you realize people can’t get through the aisle? You know how growing up your Mom would yell at you for leaving the door open because you didn’t “live in a barn”? Well, the same concept should apply all throughout life. How big of a slob and lazy fool are you to just leave it ALL OVER THE FLOOR OF THE AISLE??! If you were too lazy to put it back in the box, you could have at least put the box and pieces on the empty shelf so people could get through the aisle.Also, how lazy do you have to be to take 3 end tables off the shelf and leave them in the middle of a main aisle? Nobody could get through. It took me all of 5 seconds to put them back. Why couldn’t you do it yourself if you were able to take them down in the first place?
If you knock a ton of clothes off the rack, pick them back up. If you knock an entire stack of shirts onto the floor, at least throw them back on the table… don’t leave them on the floor.
QUIT LEAVING THE ITEMS YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND ON ALL OVER THE FREAKING STORE. Either put it back where you found it (it’s proper place) or… here’s a concept … GIVE IT TO THE CASHIER WHEN YOU CHECK OUT. That way it can get reshopped properly. You can give it to the cashier and say “I changed my mind on this.” I mean, you have to be seriously special to leave milk, eggs, bacon and various other frozen foods in the middle of infants or chemicals. You realize that has to get tossed because we have no idea how long it’s been sitting there? Put it back in the damn freezers.
ALSO - QUIT LEAVING YOUR STARBUCKS CUPS ALL OVER THE SHELVES. Especially full ones. If you’re done with it, throw it away. There are trash cans all over the damn store. Cashiers have one under their registers. At least save it til you check out and ask your cashier to throw it out for you since you’re too lazy to take it to the trash can yourself.
That’s all for now because I’m just getting angrier the more I rant hahaha.
Seriously though - use common sense when shopping. It’s not that hard to do.
(via ghostwillhaunt)
